Today I...

Thought of new lists to write.
Made Mac n cheese at ten thirty pm.
Spent a ridiculous amount at Victoria's Secret.
Began compilling a list of things to send to my friend in Afghanistan.
Pined for a lost love.
Played with my niece.
Shook my head at the stupidity of some people.
Made jokes with various family members.

But not all in that order.

Stats.

It says someone from Malaysia has read my blog. Well hello to you. =]

And forward, March!

Today I:
-Had fabulous hair.
-Went to my niece's birthday party. (Sissy and niece=funtime.)
-Bitched about some shit.
-Downloaded a billion and two ipod apps.
-Made a SALSA BURGER! Yummm!

...Yeah. Wasn't too eventful.

If you could own any kind of pet, what would it be?

Sugar Glider. Or, a mini potbellied pig. They're so damn adorable.

Ask me anything

What song is stuck in your head right now?

Born this way. Gaga.

Ask me anything

Today I....

Came home after being gone since Monday.
Cashed my $12 state tax check.
Did laundry for the first time in weeks.
Had a meeting to discuss taking care of an elderly woman's apartment.
Ate a delicious omelette.
Downloaded new music.

Today I....

Snoozed like ten times.
Threw on some comfy sweats.
Went to my Grams's house to
Babysit my niece.
Came home.
Went to a purse party.
Came home once more.
Became disgusted with one boy.
Lied to another.
Made nachos.
Typed this blog post.

Texting and driving.

DON'T TURN AWAY FROM THIS POST AND VIDEO. Don't think you've heard it all before, don't think yeah yeah I know.

http://www.facebook.com/video/video.php?v=1834379662196&oid=155360057819436&comments

I suggest EVERYONE watch this whether you text, drive, or text and drive, or don't do any of those. I honestly cried while watching this.

I text and drive.
I pretend that I care.
But I don't, not enough.
You do too, admit it.
We all need to stop.

My rules when eating before bed:

Have I brushed my teeth?
Yes --> Don't eat.
No --> Maybe eat.

If I haven't brushed my teeth, if I DO, will it leave a weird minty-food taste?
Yes --> DO NOT EAT.
No --> Eat.

If I haven't brushed my teeth, and I fall asleep before I can, will I wake up with even-worse-than-usual fuzzy gross-tasting mouth?
Yes --> DO NOT EAT.
No --> Eat.

If I eat/drink it, will it keep me awake?
Yes --> ...MIGHT have it and just try (and fail) to go to sleep anyways.
No --> Eat it.

Am I eating it because I'm really hungry or just because I like it/it sounds good?
Hungry --> Eat it.
Like it/sounds good --> Don't eat it. Just have some water and go to bed.

If I eat/drink too much, will I have to go onesie or twosie in the middle of the night?
Yes --> TOO LAZY. Don't eat.
No --> Eat.

Will it give me strange dreams (whether supposedly or has in the past)?
Yes --> F it. Eat it anyways. Sleep will be interesting.
No --> Eat it.